«I’m The Nightbrother.» Darth Maul proclaimed in the night of Dathomir. «I am The ruler, The Darth.» he looked into the camera, «I’m the monster in the night, that hunts the Jedi. But I’m also a lawyer. The lawyer.» He stood up from his seat, walking up close to the camera. The camera-man had to zoom out, but focused it on his face,
«Have you ever got your dreams ruined by that piteous Kenobi?» stopped up in front of the camera as he laid his hands together, «Then I am here to help you. Just call 555, 66, 777.»
Obi-Wan turned off the holo-projector and looked over at Anakin who had his eyes fixed on the screen.
«I can’t believe you are watching this thing.» he said in a sharp, confused tone, «Why?»
The former Padawan looked back at him,
«One has to know their enemy, in order to achieve victory.» he stated, «Now we know some if that monsters plans.»
«But I don’t like this show. Can we please watch something else?»
Anakin shaked his head,
«No. I want to know more.» he gripped the remote and turned on the holo-projector again. A green Twi’lek filled the screen,
«Oh Maul!» she cried out, «I need your help.»
«Tell me, woman.» Maul replied, helding out his hand. The Twi’lek tok it, and went on to sit over his lap, laying her arm around his neck,
«Kenobi tok my child. And I will need your help to get it back. I can not allow it to be trained in The Order if I should never see it again…»
Maul nodded slowly in agreement, showing that he understood her pain,
«Then you have my attention.»
Obi-Wan shut off the screen again,
«That’s enough, Anakin. This thing is going on my nerves.»
«Relax, Master. Take a deep breath.»
The Jedi-Master frowned,
«Easy for you to say.»
«Now we will watch this to the end, right?»
The Master sighed,
«You better bring in Ahsoka, maybe she’ll watch it with you.»
Anakin nodded with a smile, but it was a twinkle in his eye,
«And you too, Master. This is family-time, and you’re not going anywhere.»
Obi-Wan leaned back in his chair, feeling uncomfortable,
«So uncivilized…»
«Come here, Snips.» Anakin shouted in to the kitchen before he clicked the on button on the remote down.
«Just a moment, Master.» the young teenager replied, and her words were followed by a crash, and a «No, Zilla… we can’t have pineapple in there… no… that is totally wrong…»
The holo-projector turned on again, and the two Jedi looked on the screen,
«Now here is your weapons, young mother.» it came from Maul who gave the Twil’lek some blasters, «Together we will have revenge on Kenobi, and get your child back.» Then the camera zoomed in on his face, and he said, «And that were all what we had for today. But follow us next week on better call Maul.» then the end-credits started rolling, just when Ahsoka and Zilla ran out in the living-room with some refreshments, giving a drink to each master,
«Here you go.» they said as the two Jedi supplied themselfs.
Anakin looked on Ahsoka with a compassionate smile,
«You just missed it, Snips.»
«Oh…»
«Well, that dosen’t do anything.» Zilla tuned in, «We have our own show wich we can make.»
And Ahsoka nodded, saying,
«We bring peace, justice and security to our little family.»
But Anakin glanced at her,
«Stop stealing my lines…»